Des Sawyer

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Name: Desmond "Des" Sawyer Age: 35 Birthdate: January 16, 1985 Hometown, State: Melford, Woeke Occupation: Car salesman Activities: Exploring the plains, attending local museums, and working on jokes with my pals. Three words that best describe you?: Unorthodox, innovative, and witty. What are some fun facts about you?: My friends have compared me to a fairy tale princess because I was friends with a coyote for five years because I gave them food and water while they were dying on the side of the road. I've also been in three polyamorous relationships but not a single monogamous relationship, and I got kicked out of one because I got too close to one of the people in it. What one item would you take into the house?: I would a giant lump of clay to take in the house so I can do some sculpting. I don't actually know how to sculpt or use clay or anything, I just think it'll be a fun thing to learn while I'm inside the house. Plus, if it turns out I make some really good creations, maybe I can quit my normal job and go into the arts instead. So I see that as a win-win. Why do you think you can win BIG BROTHER?: I'll probably win because I don't intend to play like a usual player. I'll break alliances, form fake alliances, win a lot of competitions but throw a good amount of them, you name it. I'll come off as someone who is very aloof but actually knows how to manipulate people. I think the other housemates will be so focused on the cookie-cutter threats that someone like me will slide past them without much of a problem.